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Sex · Men · Romances · Romantic · Definitions
girl,sexyWhat's a man's definition of a romantic evening?

Sex.
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Money · Breasts · Men · Women · Biting · Boobs
moneyA man was walking down the street when he saw a woman with the perfect, and I mean PERFECT, breasts he'd ever seen.

He walked up to her and said, "Ma'am, you have perfect breasts, and I will pay you $100 to bite them." The woman was horrified and began to walk away.

The man caught her and said, "Alright, I'll pay you $1,000 to bite your breasts." Still horrified, the woman began to run away.

The man caught her again and said, "Fine. I'll pay you $10,000 to bite your breasts, and not a penny more." The woman then thinks that $10,000 will be worth it, so she finally agreed.

They went into a deserted alley away from the city action. The woman took off her shirt and bra, revealing the perfect breasts. The man then began to touch, squeeze, fondle, poke, and everything to the woman's breasts EXCEPT biting them.

The woman then said, "Well, are you gonna bite them or not?!"

The man replied, "Nah, too expensive."
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Toilets · Men · Anniversaries · Sex
man,toiletWhat do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?

Men always miss them.
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Men · Paternities · Fingers · Paternity Tests
businessmanWhy don't men believe in paternity tests?

Because the sample is taken from their finger.
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Men · Women · Mathematics · Penises
man,paint canWhy are women so bad at mathematics?

Because men keep telling them that this (make gap with thumb and forefinger) is 9 inches.
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