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Firemen · Fires · Kentuckians · Houses
firemanA Kentuckian came home and found his house on fire, rushed next door, telephoned the fire department and shouted, "Hurry over here. My house is on fire!"

"OK," replied the fireman, "how do we get there?"

"Say, don't you still have those big red trucks?"
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Blondes · Drinks · Houses · Alcohol
blondeHow do you get a blonde on the roof?

Tell her drinks are on the house.
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Germans · Fires · Greeks · Houses · Italians
A house, inhabited by a Greek on ground level, an Italian on first floor and a German on second, got on fire. Who survived?

The German. He was out practicing marching.
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Men · Lawn Mowers · Houses · Electric
man,hikingWhy do men buy electric lawn mowers?

So they can find their way back to the house
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Chinese · Sex · Boss · Wives · Houses
chinaChinese: "Me not come to work, me sick."

Boss: "When I'm sick I have sex with my wife, try it."

Later chinese called back: "It worked. Me better. You got nice house!"
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