Hole jokes

Why does a penis have a hole in the end?

So men can be open minded.

Two guys work for the city: one furiously digs a hole, the other quickly fills the hole.

A confused passerby asks: "Why do you dig a hole and fill it up again?"

The digger leans on his shovel and replies: "The lazy jackass who plants the trees is sick again today."

A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club.

Police are looking into it.

Why does a man have a hole in the end of his penis?

To get oxygen to his brain!

A guy walks past a mental hospital and hears a moaning voice "... 13 ... 13 ... 13 ..."

The man looked over to the hospital and saw a hole in the wall, he looked through the hole and gets poked in the eye. The moaning voice then groaned "... 14 ... 14 ... 14 ..."