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To err is human; effective mayhem requires the root password!

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What does a lawyer and a sperm have in common?

Both have about a one in 3 million chance of becoming a human being.

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What do men and sperm have in common?

They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

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Indifference will be the downfall of mankind, but who cares?

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A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him"

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