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To err is human; effective mayhem requires the root password!

8     Password Jokes    


What does a lawyer and a sperm have in common?

Both have about a one in 3 million chance of becoming a human being.

32     Sperm Jokes    


What do men and sperm have in common?

They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

25     Man Jokes    


Indifference will be the downfall of mankind, but who cares?

3     Mankind Jokes    


A little girl asked her mother, "How did the human race appear?"

The mother answered, "God made Adam and Eve and they had children, and so was all mankind made ..."

Two days later the girl asked her father the same question.

The father answered, "Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved."

The confused girl returned to her mother and said, "Mom, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said they developed from monkeys?"

The mother answered, "Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family and your father told you about his!"

36     Mother Jokes    






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