38 jokes about fires
Give a man a fish, he eats for a day.34 → Joke
Teach a man to fish, he eats for a lifetime.
Give a man a fire, he's warm for a day.
Set a man on fire, he's warm for the rest of his life.
A house, inhabited by a Greek on ground level, an Italian on first floor and a German on second, got on fire. Who survived?40 → Joke
The German. He was out practicing marching.
How do you make a cat go 'woof'?28 → Joke
Soak it in petrol and set it on fire.
Why do ducks have webbed feet?16 → Joke
To stamp out fires.
Why do elephants have flat feet?
To stamp out burning ducks.
A Kentuckian came home and found his house on fire, rushed next door, telephoned the fire department and shouted, "Hurry over here. My house is on fire!"23 → Joke
"OK," replied the fireman, "how do we get there?"
"Say, don't you still have those big red trucks?"