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, he eats for a day.
Teach a man to fish, he eats for a lifetime.
Give a man a fire, he's warm for a day.
Set a man on fire, he's warm for the rest of his life.
, inhabited by a
on ground level, an Italian on first floor and a
on second, got on fire. Who survived?
The German. He was out practicing marching.
How do you make a
Soak it in petrol and set it on fire.
came home and found his
on fire, rushed next door, telephoned the fire department and shouted, "Hurry over here. My house is on fire!"
"OK," replied the
, "how do we get there?"
"Say, don't you still have those big red trucks?"
To stamp out fires.
have flat feet?
To stamp out burning ducks.
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