77 jokes about houses
17 → Joke
How do you get a blonde
on the roof?
Tell her drinks
are on the house.
39 → Joke
A house, inhabited by a Greek
on ground level, an Italian on first floor and a German
on second, got on fire
. Who survived?
The German. He was out practicing marching
6 → Joke
Why do men
So they can find their way back to the house
22 → Joke
came home and found his house on fire
, rushed next door, telephoned the fire department and shouted, "Hurry over here. My house is on fire!"
"OK," replied the fireman
, "how do we get there?"
"Say, don't you still have those big red trucks
37 → Joke
told his doctor
that he wasn't able to do all the things around the house that he used to do. When the examination was complete, he said: "Now, Doc, I can take it. Tell me in plain English what is wrong with me."
"Well, in plain English," the doctor replied, "you're just lazy
"Okay," said the man. "Now give me the medical term so I can tell my wife
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