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How do you get a blonde on the roof?

Tell her drinks are on the house.

24     blonde jokes


A house, inhabited by a Greek on ground level, an Italian on first floor and a German on second, got on fire. Who survived?

The German. He was out practicing marching.

34     german jokes


Why do men buy electric lawn mowers?

So they can find their way back to the house

12     man jokes


A Kentuckian came home and found his house on fire, rushed next door, telephoned the fire department and shouted, "Hurry over here. My house is on fire!"

"OK," replied the fireman, "how do we get there?"

"Say, don't you still have those big red trucks?"

21     fireman jokes


Teacher: "Can anyone tell me what sort of animal a slug is?"

Pupil: "It's a snail with a housing problem!"

9     slugs jokes






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