How do you get a blonde on the roof?34 Blonde Jokes
Tell her drinks are on the house.
A house, inhabited by a Greek on ground level, an Italian on first floor and a German on second, got on fire. Who survived?26 German Jokes
The German. He was out practicing marching.
Why do men buy electric lawn mowers?17 Man Jokes
So they can find their way back to the house
A Kentuckian came home and found his house on fire, rushed next door, telephoned the fire department and shouted, "Hurry over here. My house is on fire!"21 Fireman Jokes
"OK," replied the fireman, "how do we get there?"
"Say, don't you still have those big red trucks?"
Teacher: "Can anyone tell me what sort of animal a slug is?"10 Slugs JokesNext page JokesHouse Sayings
Pupil: "It's a snail with a housing problem!"