"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up" said the sarcastic teacher
After a long silence, one freshman
rose to his feet.
"Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" enquired the teacher with a sneer.
"Well, actually I don't," said the student
, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."
Do you ever notice that when you're driving
, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?