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Lemons · Animals · Children · Little Johnny
boy,transportLittle Johnny: "Mummy, mummy, does a lemon have a beak?"

Mum: "No it doesn't my son."

Little Johnny: "Oops, so it was a canary that I squeezed ..."
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Computer · Children
computerComputer games don't affect kids. If Pacman would have affected us as children, we would now run around in darkened rooms, munching pills and listening to repetetive music.
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Your Mama · Children
childrenYour mama is so ugly, she makes blind children cry.
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School · Children
childrenThe child comes home from his first day at school. Mother asks, "What did you learn today?"

The kid replies, "Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow."
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Santa Claus · Children · Chimney
children,presentWhy doesn't Santa Claus have any children?

Because he comes only once a year, down the chimney.
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