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The four food groups: Fast, Frozen, Instant, and Chocolate.

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Why do blondes hate M&Ms?

They're too hard to peel.

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The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching."

Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

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Proposal

Touring the city was a tour guide and a bus full of elderly people. 30 minutes into the tour, the guide feels a tap on his shoulder. He turns back only to find an elderly woman offering a hand-full of peanuts. With gratitute, he accepts and thanks the old woman.

Another 15 minutes and the same thing happens. This happens around 4 times. As the guide is offered again for the fifth time. He is now wondering: "Thank you, but why do you buy the peanuts if you do not eat them?", and the granny answers: "We just like the chocolate on them!"

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