How many Borg does it take to change a light bulb?
1) Changing light bulbs is futile. Resistance is voltage divided by current. 2) None. They just self-destruct the malfunctioning equipment. 3) All of them.
How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?
1) "I want a detailed memo about this issue till tomorrow's morning." 2) "You were supposed to have changed that light bulb last week!" 3) "We haven't got a policy on that". 4) "I am on my way to a very important meeting, so we'll discuss it some other time." 5) Three. Two to find out if it needs changing, and one to tell an employee to change it.
How many social workers does it take to change a light bulb?
1) "The light bulb doesn't need changing, it's the system that needs to change." 2) None. Social workers never change anything. 3) None. They empower it to change itself! 4) None. The light bulb is not burnt out, it's just differently lit. 5) None. They set up a team to write a paper on coping with darkness. 6) Two. One to change the bulb and another to put your kids into care. 7) Five. One to screw it in, three to form the support group, and one to help with placement.
How many Borg does it take to change a light bulb?
Officer: "Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?"
Why is a man like the weather?