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How many babysitters does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you joking? They can't even change a dirty diaper!

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Who is the greatest baby-sitter mentioned in the Bible?

David - He rocked Goliath to sleep.

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A Sunday School teacher asked her class why Joseph and Mary took Jesus with them to Jerusalem.

Little Johnny replied: "They couldn't get a baby sitter."

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A boy in bath with his mum asks: "What's that hairy thing?

Mum says:"That's my sponge.

The says: "Oh yeah, babysitters got one too. I have seen her washing Dads face with it."

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