Two men were walking home after a party
and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs. Right in the middle of the cemetery they were startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise coming from the misty shadows. Trembling with fear, they found an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at one of the headstones.
"Holy cow, Mister," one of them said after catching his breath, "You scared us half to death
... we thought you were a ghost
! What are you doing working here so late at night?"
"Those fools!" the old man grumbled. "They misspelled my name!"
’s worst air disaster
occurred early this morning when a small two-seater Cessna plane
crashed into a cemetery."
search and rescue workers have recovered 1826 bodies
so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into