Jokes - Blood
Blood Jokes
Sister projects Crosswords Games More ... | A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center. Man: "What are you doing here today?" Woman: "Oh, I'm here to donate some blood. They're going to give me $5 for it." Man: "Hmm, that's interesting. I'm here to donate sperm, myself. But they pay me $25." The woman looked thoughtful for a moment and they chatted some more before going their separate ways. Several months later, the same man and woman meet again in the donation center. Man: "Oh, hi there! Here to donate blood again?" Woman: [shaking her head with mouth closed] "Unh unh." 0 Comments · Single View Two vampires walked into a bar and called for the bartender. "I'll have a glass of blood," said one. "I'll have a glass of plasma," said the other. "Okay," replied the bartender, "That'll be one blood and one blood lite." 6 Comments · Single View What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire? A vampire only sucks blood at night. 3 Comments · Single View Chuck Norris does not take showers, he just takes bloodbaths. 1 Comment · Single View |