Jokes - Blood


 


Vampires · Blood · Bars · Bartenders · Plasmas
Two vampires walked into a bar and called for the bartender.

"I'll have a glass of blood," said one.

"I'll have a glass of plasma," said the other.

"Okay," replied the bartender, "That'll be one blood and one blood lite."
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Lawyers · Vampires · Blood · Sucking
What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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Chuck Norris · Showers · Blood · Bloodbaths
Chuck Norris does not take showers, he just takes bloodbaths.
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