Blood Jokes

Vampires · Blood · Bars · Bartenders · Plasmas

Two vampires walked into a bar and called for the bartender.

"I'll have a glass of blood," said one.

"I'll have a glass of plasma," said the other.

"Okay," replied the bartender, "That'll be one blood and one blood lite."

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Chuck Norris · Blood · Bathing

Chuck Norris does not take showers, he just takes blood baths.

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Lawyers · Vampires · Blood · Differences

What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.

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