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How do you cancel an appointment at the sperm bank?

Ring up and say you cannot cum.


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One sperm says to the other: "How far is it to the ovaries?"

The other one replies: "Relax. We just passed the tonsils."


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What do men and sperm have in common?

They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.


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Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?

They won't stop to ask directions.


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Why is urine yellow and sperm white?

So men can tell if they are coming or going.


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