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Sperm · Men · Eggs
guys,furnitureWhy does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?

They won't stop to ask directions.
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Men · Sperm · Human Beings
man,callingWhat do men and sperm have in common?

They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.
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Sperm · Ovaries · Tonsils
One sperm says to the other: "How far is it to the ovaries?"

The other one replies: "Relax. We just passed the tonsils."
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Men · Urine · Sperm · Sex
man,firecrackerWhy is urine yellow and sperm white?

So men can tell if they are coming or going.
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Lawyers · Sperm · Humans
What does a lawyer and a sperm have in common?

Both have about a one in 3 million chance of becoming a human being.
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