Jokes - Sperm


 


Sperm · Ovaries · Tonsils · Sex · Blowjobs
girl,sexyOne sperm says to the other: "How far is it to the ovaries?"

The other one replies: "Relax. We just passed the tonsils."
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Men · Sperm · Sex · Human Beings
man,proposing marriageWhat do men and sperm have in common?

They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.
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Eggs · Sperm · Men · Sex · Directions
eggsWhy does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?

They won't stop to ask directions.
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Men · Sperm · Urine
caveman,foodWhy is urine yellow and sperm white?

So men can tell if they are coming or going.
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George Michael · Bathrooms · Sticky · White
What's white and sticky and found on the bathroom wall?

George Michael's latest release.
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