Sperm Jokes

One sperm says to the other: "How far is it to the ovaries?"

The other one replies: "Relax. We just passed the tonsils."

Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?

They won't stop to ask directions.

What do men and sperm have in common?

They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

Why is urine yellow and sperm white?

So men can tell if they are coming or going.

What does a lawyer and a sperm have in common?

Both have about a one in 3 million chance of becoming a human being.

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