What is white when it's dirty and black when it's clean?4 Blackboard Jokes
What's white and sticky and found on the bathroom wall?11 George Michael Jokes
George Michael's latest release.
Why is urine yellow and sperm white?36 Sperm Jokes
So men can tell if they are coming or going.
A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.34 Blonde Jokes
"Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."
The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left breast and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed in even more. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream.
The doctor said, "You're not really a redhead, are you?
"Well, no" she said, "I'm actually a blonde."
"I thought so," the doctor said. "Your finger is broken."
Attending a wedding for the first time, Little Susie whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?"34 Wedding Jokes
"Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life."
Little Susie thought about this for a moment, then said "So why is the groom wearing black?"