Spelling jokes

Spelling - 5 jokes


Chuck Norris does not use spellcheck. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.

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What's the Blonde's cheer?

"I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B.L.O.N. ... ah, oh well ... I'm blonde, I'm blonde, yea yea yea ..."

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Teacher: "I'm glad to see your writing has improved."

Little Johnny: "Thank you!"

Teacher: "Now I can see how bad your spelling is though!"

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Little Johnny: "I got 100 in school today."

Mother: "Wonderful. What did you get 100 in?"

Little Johnny: "Two things - I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History."

Mother: "Well, at least you can add!"

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What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

About 45 ponds.

What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend?

45 Minites.

(And what is the difference between a brunette and a blonde?
Maybe 4 to 5 less mistakes in typing the joke up for people to understand.)

This was a re-submitted joke of another which had fail spelling as you can see.

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