Spelling - 5 jokes4
What's the Blonde
"I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B.L.O.N. ... ah, oh well ... I'm blonde, I'm blonde, yea yea yea ..."
Teacher: "I'm glad to see your writing has improved."3 Proposal
Little Johnny: "Thank you!"
Teacher: "Now I can see how bad your spelling is though!"
Little Johnny: "I got 100 in school today."1 Proposal
Mother: "Wonderful. What did you get 100 in?"
Little Johnny: "Two things - I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History."
Mother: "Well, at least you can add!"
What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?0
About 45 ponds.
What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend?
(And what is the difference between a brunette and a blonde?
Maybe 4 to 5 less mistakes in typing the joke up for people to understand.)
This was a re-submitted joke of another which had fail spelling as you can see.