A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. After a few more he needs to go to the can.13 Beer Jokes
He doesn't want anyone to steal his drink so he puts a sign on it saying, "I spat in this beer, do not drink!".
After a few minutes he returns and there is another sign next to his beer saying, "So did I!"
Did you hear that the Post Office just recalled their latest Stamps?20 Lawyer Jokes
They had pictures of lawyers on them and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on.
What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?31 Love Jokes
Spitting, swallowing and gargling.
A man is in Hospital bed wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth. "Nurse" he mumbles "are my testicles black?"42 Hospital Jokes
The nurse raises his gown, holds his cock in one hand and his balls in the other. She takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them sir."
Man pulls off the oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly: "Thanks for that. It was lovely but listen very very carefully ... Are-my-test-results-back?!"
A guy walks past a mental hospital and hears a moaning voice "... 13 ... 13 ... 13 ..."43 Mental JokesNext page Jokes
The man looked over to the hospital and saw a hole in the wall, he looked through the hole and gets poked in the eye. The moaning voice then groaned "... 14 ... 14 ... 14 ..."