Egg jokes

14 jokes about eggs



Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"

Woman: "Unfertilized."

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Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?

They won't stop to ask directions.

26     sperm jokes

Psychiatrist: "What's your problem?"

Patient: "I think I'm a chicken."

Psychiatrist: "How long has this been going on?"

Patient: "Ever since I was an egg!"

19     chicken jokes

A man went to the doctor.

The doctor examined him and said: "I'm sorry to have to tell you this - but you only have three minutes left to live."

The man said: "Oh my god! Are you sure there is nothing you can do for me?"

The doctor thought for a moment then replied: "I could boil you an egg!"

27     doctor jokes

Why do hens lay eggs?

If they dropped them, they'd break!

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