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Why does it take 1 million sperm
to fertilize one egg?
They won't stop to ask directions
30 → Joke
A man went to the doctor
The doctor examined him and said: "I'm sorry to have to tell you this - but you only have three minutes left to live."
The man said: "Oh my god! Are you sure there is nothing you can do for me?"
The doctor thought for a moment then replied: "I could boil you an egg!"
Psychiatrist16 → Joke
: "What's your problem?"Patient
: "I think I'm a chicken
Psychiatrist: "How long has this been going on?"
Patient: "Ever since I was an egg!"
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How can you tell if you cut a really potent fart
while in the grocery store?
The lady behind you starts checking her eggs.
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