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Light Bulbs · Philosophers
light bulbHow many philosophers does it take to change a light bulb?

1) "Hmmm ... well there's an interesting question isn't it?"
2) "Define 'light bulb' ..."
3) "How can you be sure it needs changing?"
4) Three. One to change it and two to stand around arguing over whether or not the light bulb exists.
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Light Bulbs · Sound Engineers · Engineers
light bulbHow many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

One-two, one-two, one-two.
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Light Bulbs · Students · Colleges · Tests
light bulbHow many college students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Will this be on the test?
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Light Bulbs · Irishmen · Drinks · Drinking
light bulbHow many Irishmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

10. One to hold the bulb in place and 9 to drink until the room spins.
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Light Bulbs · Feminists · Women
light bulbHow many Feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

1) None. Feminists can't change anything.
2) Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to berate any men who offer to help.
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