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Light Bulbs · Philosophers
light bulbHow many philosophers does it take to change a light bulb?

1) "Hmmm ... well there's an interesting question isn't it?"
2) "Define 'light bulb' ..."
3) "How can you be sure it needs changing?"
4) Three. One to change it and two to stand around arguing over whether or not the light bulb exists.
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Light Bulbs · Irishmen · Drinks · Drinking
light bulbHow many Irishmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

10. One to hold the bulb in place and 9 to drink until the room spins.
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Light Bulbs · Sound Engineers · Engineers
light bulbHow many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

One-two, one-two, one-two.
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Light Bulbs · Evolutions · Evolutionists
light bulbHow many evolutionists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes millions of years.
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Light Bulbs · Pro-Lifers · Screws · Screwing
light bulbHow many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. Two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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