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Light Bulbs · Irishmen
light bulbHow many Irishmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

10. One to hold the bulb in place and 9 to drink until the room spins.
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Light Bulbs · Pro-Lifers
light bulbHow many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. Two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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Light Bulbs · Borg · Changes
light bulbHow many Borg does it take to change a light bulb?

1) Changing light bulbs is futile. Resistance is voltage divided by current.
2) None. They just self-destruct the malfunctioning equipment.
3) All of them.
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Light Bulbs · Philosophers
light bulbHow many philosophers does it take to change a light bulb?

1) "Hmmm ... well there's an interesting question isn't it?"
2) "Define 'light bulb' ..."
3) "How can you be sure it needs changing?"
4) Three. One to change it and two to stand around arguing over whether or not the light bulb exists.
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Light Bulbs · Fundamentalists
light bulbHow many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

Who cares? They're in the dark if they change the bulb or not.
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