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Light Bulbs · Irishmen
light bulbHow many Irishmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

10. One to hold the bulb in place and 9 to drink until the room spins.
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Light Bulbs · Film Directors
light bulbHow many film directors does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's finished everyone will think that his last light bulb was much better.
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Light Bulbs · Pro-Lifers · Screws
light bulbHow many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. Two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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Light Bulbs · Sound Engineers · Testing
light bulbHow many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

One-two, one-two, one-two.
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Light Bulbs · Socialists
light bulbHow many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, fifty to establish the state production quota, two hundred militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously order an American light bulb.
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