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    Blondes · Light Bulbs · Differences
    blonde:4What's the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?

    The light bulb is smarter, but the blonde is easier to turn on.
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    Arabs · Light Bulbs · Jews
    light bulbHow many Arabs does it take to change a light bulb?

    None. Arabs just sit in the dark and blame it on the Jews.
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    Microsoft · Light Bulbs · Lawyers
    light bulbHow many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

    1) 1001. One to install the new bulb, plus one thousand lawyers to assert intellectual property rights over every light bulb ever invented.
    2) Microsoft doesn't change light bulbs. It declares Darkness (TM) the new standard.
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    Irishmen · Light Bulbs
    light bulbHow many Irishmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

    10. One to hold the bulb in place and 9 to drink until the room spins.
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    Philosophers · Light Bulbs
    light bulbHow many philosophers does it take to change a light bulb?

    1) "Hmmm ... well there's an interesting question isn't it?"
    2) "Define 'light bulb' ..."
    3) "How can you be sure it needs changing?"
    4) Three. One to change it and two to stand around arguing over whether or not the light bulb exists.
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