jokes4all.net

Software engineer jokes

3 jokes about software engineers


Search



light bulb
How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

1) None. real computer geeks prefer LEDs.
2) None. It's a hardware problem!
3) Just one. But the house falls down.
4) Two. One resigns halfway through the project.
5) 10. One to change the bulb and one to explain binary.
6) Is this a dynamically allocated light bulb?

5    


Old software engineers never die, they just reboot.

3    

computer

Old software engineers never die. They just log out.

14    

computer

Ad
Jokes related to software engineer jokes


Back to home