| Related topics Wives Sex Men Women Marriages Cheating Money Doctors Breakfast Fishing | Three women were sitting around throwing back a few drinks and talking about their love lives. One woman said: "I call my husband the dentist. Nobody can drill like he does." The second woman giggled and confessed: "I call my husband the miner because of his incredible shaft." The third woman quietly sipped her whiskey until her friend asked: "Say, what do you call your husband?" She frowned and said: "The postman." "Why the postman?" "Because he always delivers late, and half the time it's in the wrong box." 2 Comments · Single View ![]() A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, "Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die?" The first man approached him and said, "Sir, I don't wish to interfere with your private grief, but this demonstration of pain is more than I've ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A parent?" The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then replied, "My wife's first husband." 2 Comments · Single View ![]() A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side. You know what?" "What dear?" she asked gently, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth. "I think you're bad luck." 7 Comments · Single View
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