Jokes - Husbands
Husband Jokes
Husbands 3 Quotes |  A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, "Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die?"The first man approached him and said, "Sir, I don't wish to interfere with your private grief, but this demonstration of pain is more than I've ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A parent?" The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then replied, "My wife's first husband." 2 Comments · Single View  A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side. You know what?""What dear?" she asked gently, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth. "I think you're bad luck." 5 Comments · Single View
 Nina and Rosie were always trying to get the other's goat and today they were meeting for lunch.Nina noticed that Rosie was walking stiffly and asked what the problem was. Rosie replied, "Oh nothing. It's just that my husband is so big I just can't take it." Nina replied, "I know, I know." 0 Comments · Single View A husband and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast. "You aren't so good in bed either!" he shouted and stormed off to work. By midmorning, he decided he'd better make amends and phoned home. After many rings, his wife picked up the phone. "What took you so long to answer?""I was in bed." "What were you doing in bed this late?" "Getting a second opinion." 0 Comments · Single View |