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Men are born between the legs of women and spend all their life trying to get back between them. Why?

Theres no place like home ...


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blonde:5A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded on a desert island. They find a genie's lamp and agree they'll each get one wish.

The brunette and the redhead both wish they were at home.

The blonde then says, "Gee, I'm kinda lonely ... I wish my friends were here ..."


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What's the difference between a man and E.T.?

E.T. phoned home.


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