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Why is the number 10 afraid of seven?

Because seven ate nine, and 10 is next.

13     6

food

10 HOME
20 SWEET
30 GOTO 10

12     10

computer

Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"

Woman: "It's in the phone book."

Man: "But I don't know your name."

Woman: "That's in the phone book too."

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caveman,television

A golfer called one of the caddies and asked, "I need a caddy who can count and keep the score. What's 3 and 4 and 5 come to?"

"10" said the caddy.

"Great, you'll do perfectly!"

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