27 jokes about numbers
22 → Joke17 → Joke
Why is the number 10 afraid
Because seven ate
nine, and 10 is next.
Man23 → Joke
: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"Woman
: "It's in the phone
Man: "But I don't know your name
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."
5 → Joke
called one of the caddies
and asked, "I need a caddy who can count
and keep the score. What's 3 and 4 and 5 come to?"
"10" said the caddy.
"Great, you'll do perfectly!"
11 → Joke
has 6 items in his bathroom
: a toothbrush, toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of Dial soap and a towel from the Holiday Inn.
The average number of items in the typical woman
's bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.
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