Stupidity Jokes
Top 20 Jokes about Stupidities


The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.

11     Probability Jokes    

Artificial Intelligence stands no chance against Natural Stupidity.

18     Intelligence Jokes    

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded on a desert island. They find a genie's lamp and agree they'll each get one wish.

The brunette and the redhead both wish they were at home.

The blonde then says, "Gee, I'm kinda lonely ... I wish my friends were here ..."

30     Blonde Jokes    

One day a man went to an auction. While there, he bid on an exotic parrot. He really wanted this bird, so he got caught up in the bidding. He kept on bidding, but kept getting outbid, so he bid higher and higher and higher. Finally, after he bid way more than he intended, he won the bid. The price was high but the fine bird was finally his!

As he was paying for the parrot, he said to the Auctioneer, "I sure hope this parrot can talk. I would hate to have paid this much for it, only to find out that he can't talk!"

"Don't worry," said the Auctioneer, "He can talk. Who do you think kept bidding against you?"

42     Auction Jokes    

Never argue with an idiot. They pull you down to their level, then beat you with experience.

55     Idiot Jokes    

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