26 jokes about stupidities
The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.9 → Joke
Artificial Intelligence stands no chance against Natural Stupidity.10 → Joke
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded on a desert island. They find a genie's lamp and agree they'll each get one wish.38 → Joke
The brunette and the redhead both wish they were at home.
The blonde then says, "Gee, I'm kinda lonely ... I wish my friends were here ..."
Never argue with an idiot. They pull you down to their level, then beat you with experience.47 → Joke
I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed that I had never signed my name on the back of the credit card. She informed me that she could not complete the transaction unless the card was signed. When I asked why, she explained that it was necessary to compare the signature on the credit card with the signature I just signed on the receipt. So I signed the credit card in front of her.12 → Joke
She carefully compared that signature to the one I signed on the receipt. As luck would have it, they matched.