, a brunette
, and a redhead
are stranded on a desert island. They find a genie
's lamp and agree they'll each get one wish
The brunette and the redhead both wish they were at home
The blonde then says, "Gee, I'm kinda lonely ... I wish my friends
were here ..."
I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk
noticed that I had never signed my name on the back of the credit card. She informed me that she could not complete the transaction unless the card was signed. When I asked why, she explained that it was necessary to compare the signature on the credit card with the signature I just signed on the receipt. So I signed the credit card in front of her.
She carefully compared that signature to the one I signed on the receipt. As luck would have it, they matched.