9 jokes about redheads
A
blonde, a redhead, and a
brunette went into a farm to steal
chickens. The
police were nearby and they heard them and came in. The girls quickly jumped into three potato sacks so they wouldn't be seen.
One
policeman kicked the sack with the redhead, and she said "meow" pretending to be a cat.
He kicked the second one with the brunette, and she said "ruff", pretending to be a dog.
When he kicked the third sack with the blonde, she said "
potatoes".
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blonde,
brunette and redhead are in a
desert.
The brunette says, "I brought some water so we don't get dehydrated."
The redhead says, "I brought some
suntan lotion so we don't get sunburned."
Then the blonde says I brought a
car door." The other girls said, "Why did you bring that?" Then the blonde says, "So I can roll down the window if it gets hot."
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blonde, a
brunette, and a redhead are stranded on a desert island. They find a
genie's lamp and agree they'll each get one
wish.
The brunette and the redhead both wish they were at
home.
The blonde then says, "Gee, I'm kinda lonely ... I wish my
friends were here ..."
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→ JokeA gorgeous young redhead goes into the
doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.
"Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."
The redhead took her
finger, pushed on her left breast and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed in even more. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream.
The doctor said, "You're not really a redhead, are you?
"Well, no" she said, "I'm actually a
blonde."
"I thought so," the doctor said. "Your finger is broken."
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→ JokeOne day about a month ago,
President Bush was looking for a call girl. He found three such girls in a local lounge, a
blonde, a brunette and a redhead.
To the blonde he said, "I am the President of the United States. Now how much would it cost me to spend some time with you?"
She replied, $200."
To the brunette he asked the same question. Her reply was $100.
He then asked the redhead.
Her reply was, "Mr. President, if you can get my skirt up as high as my
taxes, my panties as low as my
wages, get that thing of yours as hard as the times, and keep it rising like the gas prices, keep me warmer than it is in my apartment and screw me the way you do the public, then believe me, Mr. President, it isn't going to cost you a damn cent."
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