26 jokes about births
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are born between the legs of women
and spend all their life trying to get back between them. Why?
Theres no place like home
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gives birth to a baby
and afterward the doctor
comes into the room and says, "I have something to tell you about your child ..."
The woman slowly sits up with a worried look on her face and says, "What's wrong with it?"
The doctor says, "There's nothing really wrong with it, it's just a little different! It's a hermaphrodite
The woman looks confused. "A hermaphrodite, what's that?"
The doctor replies, "It has both features of a male and a female."
The woman looks relieved. "What? You mean it has a penis
and a brain
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A lady in labour
is shouting the usual stuff: "Get this out of me!", "Give me the drugs!",... She turns to her boyfriend and says: "You did this to me you bastard!"
He replies casually: "If you remember, I wanted to stick it up your arse
but you said 'Fuck Off! It'll be too painful!' Not laughing now are we!?"
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How long is the average woman
Whatever she says divided by two.
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They've got a new birth control pill for men
now. I think that's fair. It makes a lot more sense to take the bullets
out of the gun
than to wear a bulletproof vest.