A guy walks past a mental hospital and hears a moaning voice " ... 13 ... 13 ... 13 ... ".
The man looked over to the hospital and saw a hole in the wall, he looked through the hole and gets poked in the eye. The moaning voice then groaned " ... 14 ... 14 ... 14 ... ".
What's the difference between a Lady in the church and lady in the bathtub?
Why does a man have a hole in the end of his penis?
A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club.
What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?