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What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common?

Their last big hit was The Wall.

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Yo momma is so dumb she got hit by a parked car.

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car

man,proposing marriage
Tom addressed the ball and took a magnificent swing but somehow, something went wrong and a horrible slice resulted. The ball went onto the adjoining fairway and hit a man full force. He dropped!

Tom and his partner ran up to the stricken victim who lay, quite unconscious, with the ball between his feet. "Good heavens" said Tom, "what shall I do?"

"Don't move him" said his playing partner, "if we leave him here he becomes an immovable obstruction and you can either play the ball as it lies or drop it two club lengths away."

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boy,soccer
The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word "definitely" in a sentence.

Little Johnny replies: "Teacher, do farts have lumps in them?"

The Teacher says: "Of course not Johnny."

To which Johnny replies: "Then I have definitely shit my pants."

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Proposal

What are the 5 different sizes of a penis?

1. Small.
2. Medium.
3. Large.
4. Oh my God!
5. Holy Fuck! Does that come in white?

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