Yo momma is so dumb she got hit by a parked car.29 Yo Momma Jokes
What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common?9 Pink Floyd Jokes
Their last big hit was The Wall.
Tom addressed the ball and took a magnificent swing but somehow, something went wrong and a horrible slice resulted. The ball went onto the adjoining fairway and hit a man full force. He dropped!11 Golf Jokes
Tom and his partner ran up to the stricken victim who lay, quite unconscious, with the ball between his feet. "Good heavens" said Tom, "what shall I do?"
"Don't move him" said his playing partner, "if we leave him here he becomes an immovable obstruction and you can either play the ball as it lies or drop it two club lengths away."
What's the last thing to go through a bug's mind as it hits the windshield?46 Ass Jokes
When I was younger I hated going to weddings. It seemed that all of my aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, 'You're next.'43 Funeral JokesNext page Jokes
They stopped that shit after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.