Little Johnny's preschool class went on a field trip to the fire station. The firefighter giving the presentation held up a smoke detector and asked the class: "Does anyone know what this is?"
Little Johnny's hand shot up and the firefighter called on him.
Little Johnny replied: "That's how Mommy knows supper is ready!"
Little Johnny's preschool class went on a field trip to the fire station. The firefighter giving the presentation held up a smoke detector and asked the class: "Does anyone know what this is?"
We all know that a viola is better than a violin because it burns longer. But why does it burn longer?
The boss at the pub went up to the bartender and asked, "Have you been fooling around with the waitress?!"
Why do ducks have webbed feet?