A company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hires a new CEO. This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers.32 Ceo Jokes
On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall. The room is full of workers and he wants to let them know he means business!
The CEO walks up to the guy and asks, "And how much money do you make a week?" Undaunted, the young fellow looks at him and replies, "I make $300.00 a week. Why?"
The CEO then hands the guy $300 in cash and screams, "Here's a week's pay, now GET OUT and don't come back!"
Feeling pretty good about his first firing, the CEO looks around the room and asks "Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-off did here?"
With a sheepish grin, one of the other workers mutters, "Pizza delivery guy from Domino's."
The telephone rings in the hotel lobby. The receptionist picks it.4 Receptionists Jokes
Caller, "Tou ti tou roum tou."
The receptionist answers, "Ta ta ta tou tou tou!" and hangs the phone.
The next day she is fired by the manager because the caller was asking her on phone to send 2 tea to room 2!
A wealthy man came home from a gambling trip and told his wife that he had lost their entire fortune and that they'd have to drastically alter their life-style.28 Sex Jokes
"If you'll just learn to cook," he said, "we can fire the chef."
"Okay," she said. "And if you learn how to make love, we can fire the gardener."
The boss at the pub went up to the bartender and asked, "Have you been fooling around with the waitress?!"15 Boss Jokes JokesFiring Sayings
"Oh no, sir, I sure haven't," replied the bartender.
The boss replied, "Good, then you fire her!"