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Fires
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Men
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Fish
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Fishing
Give a man a fish, he eats for a day.
Teach a man to fish, he eats for a lifetime.
Give a man a fire, he's warm for a day.
Set a man on fire, he's warm for the rest of his life.
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Germans
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Fires
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Houses
A house, inhabited by a Greek on ground level, an Italian on first floor and a German on second, got on fire. Who survived?
The German. He was out practicing marching.
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Cats
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Fires
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Petrol
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Animals
How do you make a cat go 'woof'?
Soak it in petrol and set it on fire.
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Ducks
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Elephants
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Feet
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Fires
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Animals
Why do ducks have webbed feet?
To stamp out fires.
Why do elephants have flat feet?
To stamp out burning ducks.
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Give a man a fish, he eats for a day.
How do you make a cat go 'woof'?
Why do ducks have webbed feet?