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Fires · Men · Fish · Fishing
man,wheel barrow:2Give a man a fish, he eats for a day.
Teach a man to fish, he eats for a lifetime.
Give a man a fire, he's warm for a day.
Set a man on fire, he's warm for the rest of his life.
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Germans · Fires · Houses
A house, inhabited by a Greek on ground level, an Italian on first floor and a German on second, got on fire. Who survived?

The German. He was out practicing marching.
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Cats · Fires · Petrol · Animals
catHow do you make a cat go 'woof'?

Soak it in petrol and set it on fire.
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Ducks · Elephants · Feet · Fires · Animals
elephantWhy do ducks have webbed feet?

To stamp out fires.

Why do elephants have flat feet?

To stamp out burning ducks.
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