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Blondes · Drinks · Houses · Alcohol
blonde:4How do you get a blonde on the roof?

Tell her drinks are on the house.
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Dogs · Bars · Drinks · Toilets · Bartenders
dog,boxerA dog walks into this bar, jumps up on the stool and says to the bartender, "Hey barkeep, it's my birthday today. How 'bout a free drink?"

The bartender turns, looks at the dog and nods his head, "Sure pal, toilet's right down the hall."
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Light Bulbs · Irishmen · Drinks · Drinking
light bulbHow many Irishmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

10. One to hold the bulb in place and 9 to drink until the room spins.
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Bars · Beer · Drinks
A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. After a few more he needs to go to the can.

He doesn't want anyone to steal his drink so he puts a sign on it saying, "I spat in this beer, do not drink!".

After a few minutes he returns and there is another sign next to his beer saying, "So did I!"
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