61 jokes about doors
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If your dog
is barking at the back door and your wife
is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog of course ... at least he'll shut up after you let him in!
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Two church members were going door to door, and knocked on the door of a woman who was not happy to see them. She told them in no uncertain terms that she did not want to hear their message and slammed the door in their faces. To her surprise, however, the door did not close and, in fact, bounced back open. She tried again, really put her back into it, and slammed the door again with the same result-the door bounced back open.
Convinced these rude young people were sticking their foot in the door, she reared back to give it a slam that would teach them a lesson, when one of them said, "Ma'am, before you do that again, you need to move your cat
29 → Joke
comes into a hardware
"May I help you ma'am?"
"Yes, please, I need a three inch door hinge."
"Do you wanna screw for it?"
"No thanks," she responds, "but I'll blow you for that clock radio over there."
20 → Joke
What's the difference
between George Michael and a microwave
A microwave stops when you open the door.
1 → Joke
Why did the scientist
install a knocker on his door?
He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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