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Deaths · Politics · Labour · Tories · Men
politicianA life long supporter of the labour party was lying on his death bed when he suddenly decided to join the Tory party.

"But why?" asked his puzzled friend, "You're labour through and through … Why change now?"

The man leaned forward and explained: "Well, I'd rather it was one of them that died and not one of us."
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Deaths · Sex · Alone
dominatrixThe difference between sex and death is, death you can do alone and nobody laughs at you.
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Deaths · Persons · Death Rates · Rates · People
tax officeDo you know what the death rate around here is?

One per person.
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Chemists · Deaths · Sciences
chemistChemist's last words

1) And now the tasting test ...
2) And now shake it a bit ...
3) In which glass was my mineral water?
4) Why does that stuff burn with a green flame?!?
5) And now the detonating gas problem.
6) This is a completely safe experimental setup.
7) Now you can take the protection window away ...
8) Where do all those holes in my kettle come from?
9) And now a cigarette ...
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Navies · Seamen · Lines · Deaths · Pissing
"Well," snarled the tough old Navy Chief to the bewildered Seaman. "I suppose after you get discharged from the Navy, you'll just be waiting for me to die so you can come and piss on my grave."

"Not me, Chief!" the Seaman replied. "Once I get out of the Navy, I'm never going to stand in line again!"
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