1) And now the tasting test ... 2) And now shake it a bit ... 3) In which glass was my mineral water? 4) Why does that stuff burn with a green flame?!? 5) And now the detonating gas problem. 6) This is a completely safe experimental setup. 7) Now you can take the protection window away ... 8) Where do all those holes in my kettle come from? 9) And now a cigarette ...
A life long supporter of the labour party was lying on his death bed when he suddenly decided to join the Tory party.
The difference between sex and death is, death you can do alone and nobody laughs at you.
Do you know what the death rate around here is?
Chemist's last words
A man died and was taken to his place of eternal torment by the devil.