A man and a woman were driving down the road arguing about his deplorable fidelity practices when suddenly, the woman reaches over and slices off the mans penis and angrily tosses it out the window of the car.24 Penis Jokes
Driving behind the car is a pickup truck with a man and his 10 year old daughter chatting away beside him. All of the sudden, the penis smacks the pickup in the windshield and flies off.
Surprised, the daughter asks her daddy, "Daddy what in the heck was that?!?"
Not wanting to expose his 10 year old daughter to sex at such a tender age, the father replies, "It was only a bug, honey."
The daughter gets a confused look on her face, and after a minute, she says. "Sure had a big dick."
"Mommy, Mommy! Why is daddy running away?"7 Mommy Mommy Jokes
"Shut up, and help me reload the shotgun!"
"Mommy, Mommy! Can't we give Daddy a decent burial?"3 Mommy Mommy Jokes
"Shut up and keep flushing!"
While two families were waiting in line to see the Washington Monument, their two five-year-old boys were getting acquainted.3 Lawyer Jokes
"My name is Joshua. What’s yours?" asked the first boy.
"Adam," replied the second.
"My daddy is a doctor. What does your daddy do for a living?" asked Joshua.
Adam proudly replied, "My daddy is a lawyer."
"Honest?" asked Joshua.
"No, just the regular kind," replied Adam.