Chicken Jokes

Chickens · Eggs · Patients · Psychiatrists

Psychiatrist: "What's your problem?"

Patient: "I think I'm a chicken."

Psychiatrist: "How long has this been going on?"

Patient: "Ever since I was an egg!"

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Restaurants · Chickens · Bill Clinton

Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant. The waiter tells them tonight's special is chicken almondine and fresh fish.

"The chicken sounds good, I'll have that," Hillary says.
The waiter nods: "And the vegetable?" he asks.
"Oh, HE'll have the fish." Hillary replies.

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Chickens · Chuck Norris · Roads

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was trying to run away from Chuck Norris.

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Chickens · Kentuckians · Rednecks · Kentucky

Two Kentuckians are walking down different ends of a street toward each other, and one is carrying a sack. When they meet, one says, "Hey Tommy Ray, what'cha got in th' bag?"

"Jus' some chickens."

"If I guesses how many they are, can I have one?"

"Shoot, ya guesses right and I'll give you both of them."

"OK. Ummmmm ... five?"

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Yo Momma · Kentucky Fried Chicken · Poor

Yo momma is so poor, she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers.

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