Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was trying to run away from Chuck Norris.

Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant. The waiter tells them tonight's special is chicken almondine and fresh fish.

"The chicken sounds good, I'll have that," Hillary says.
The waiter nods: "And the vegetable?" he asks.
"Oh, HE'll have the fish." Hillary replies.

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Chickens · Cement · Bricks

What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!

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Psychiatrists · Chickens · Eggs · Patients

Psychiatrist: "What's your problem?"

Patient: "I think I'm a chicken."

Psychiatrist: "How long has this been going on?"

Patient: "Ever since I was an egg!"

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Dinosaurs · Chickens · Roads

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens didn't exist yet.

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