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Why do blonde chicks have cum in their navels?

Because blonde guys aren't too bright either!

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blonde

money
"Mr. Smith, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce court judge said, "and I've decided to give your wife $275 a week."

"That's very nice, your honour," the husband said. "And every now and then I'll try to send her a few bucks, myself."

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horse
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can't be found. So he drives the farmer's Porsche back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and drives the car forward saving him from sinking!

A few days later, the chicken and horse were playing in the meadow again and the chicken fell into the mud hole. The chicken yelled to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer. The horse said, "I think I can stand over the hole!" So he stretched over the width of the hole and said, "Grab for my 'thingy' and pull yourself up." And the chicken did and pulled himself to safety.

The moral of the story:

If you are hung like a horse, you don't need a Porsche to pick up chicks!

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Proposal

Jane: How long can you keep a chicken in the freezer?

Mary: Usually up to about 3 months, Why?

Jane: Well i put one in last night, and it was dead this morning.

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Proposal

A man walks into a bar and asks for the strongest drink they have.
the bartender says to the man 'bad day, huh?'
the man replies, 'yeah, i just found out my oldest son is gay'

the next day the man walks into the bar again and asks for a double of what he had the last time the bartender goes 'bad day again mate?'

the man replies 'yep, just found out my youngest son is gay'

a week after this the man walks into the bar again and asks for triple of his last drink the bartender is shocked and asks 'doesn't anyone in your family like chicks?'

'YEAH' says the man, 'MY WIFE!'

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