Dinosaur jokes

5 jokes about dinosaurs


Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens didn't exist yet.

17     chicken jokes

What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.

3     smash jokes

What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.

3     cowboy jokes

What is the difference between Jurassic Park and Microsoft?

One is an over-rated high tech theme park based on prehistoric information and populated mostly by dinosaurs, the other is a Steven Spielberg movie.

13     microsoft jokes

Why did the Archaeopteryx catch the worm?

Because it was an early bird!

7     bird jokes


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