Dinosaur jokes
5 jokes about dinosaurs
Why did the dinosaur
cross
the
road
?
Because
chickens
didn't exist yet.
15
chicken jokes
What do you call a dinosaur that
smashes
everything in its path?
Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
3
smash jokes
What do you call a dinosaur that wears a
cowboy
hat and
boots
?
Tyrannosaurus Tex.
3
cowboy jokes
What is the difference between Jurassic
Park
and
Microsoft
?
One is an over-rated high tech theme park based on prehistoric information and populated mostly by dinosaurs, the other is a Steven Spielberg
movie
.
13
microsoft jokes
Why did the
Archaeopteryx
catch the
worm
?
Because it was an early
bird
!
6
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