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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens didn't exist yet.

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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.

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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.

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What is the difference between Jurassic Park and Microsoft?

One is an over-rated high tech theme park based on prehistoric information and populated mostly by dinosaurs, the other is a Steven Spielberg movie.

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Why did the Archaeopteryx catch the worm?

Because it was an early bird!

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