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Bibles · Adam · Eve · Days · Gods
When was the longest day in the Bible?

The day Adam was created because there was no Eve.
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Bibles · Coffee · Men · Husbands · Wives
businessman:3A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.

The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."

The husband said, "You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."

Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."

Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."

So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says:

"HEBREWS"
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Bibles · Cars · Gods · Adam · Eve · Vehicles
carWhat kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?

God drove Adam and Eve out of the garden in a fury.
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Lying · Churches · Bibles · Chapters
churchA minister told his congregation, "Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help you understand my sermon, I want you all to read Mark 17."

The following Sunday, as he prepared to deliver his sermon, the minister asked for a show of hands. He wanted to know how many had read Mark 17. Every hand went up. The minister smiled and said, "Mark has only sixteen chapters. I will now proceed with my sermon on the sin of lying."
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Bibles · Pharaohs · Female · Money · Religions
moneyWho was the greatest female financier in the Bible?

Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.
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