Big - 65 jokes
62 → JokeProposal
walked into the classroom
to find the word "penis
" chalked in small letters on the board. She was a bit embarrassed, so she didn't say anything, but rubbed it out and went on with the class.
But the next day when she came in, she found the same thing again - "penis", this time written slightly larger. So she rubbed it out again, and went on with the lesson.
Again next day, in larger letters, there was the word "penis" again. With a red face she rubbed it out and went on with the lesson.
Well, this went on for a whole week, every day the word penis getting bigger.
Finally, on Friday she went into the classroom to find chalked up: "See, the harder you rub it, the bigger it gets!"
My husband says his penis grows longer everyday, I say his head gets bigger everyday. I guess neither of us are lying.3 → Joke
65 → Joke
says to his wife: "If you had bigger tit
’s, I’d get rid of the cow!"
Wife replies: "If you had a bigger cock
, I’d get rid of the tractor driver!"
53 → Joke
were in their bedroom and the girl
says to her boyfriend, "I wish I had bigger tits
The boyfriend says "Well what I recommend is to get some toilet tissue and rub it between your tits for 2 months".
"How will that help to make my tits bigger?" asks the girlfriend.
"Well it worked for your ass
" says the boyfriend.
45 → Joke
I think the only reason my husband
likes to go fishing
so much is that it's the only time he hears someone tell him, "Wow, that's a big one!"