15 jokes about baseball
9 bible jokes
Where is the first baseball game in the Bible
In the big inning, Eve
stole first, Adam
stole second. Cain struck out Abel
, and the Prodigal Son came home. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.
4 law jokes
What is the difference between baseball and law
In baseball, if you're caught stealing
, you're out.
35 New York Yankees jokes
asks her students if they're Yankees fans
. All of the hands go up except for one student. "Okay, Bobby. What team are you a fan of?"
"The Red Sox."
"Why's that?" "Well, my parents are both Red Sox fans, so I'm a Red Sox fan too."
"That's not a good answer, Bobby. If your parents were both morons
, would you be a moron too?"
"No, that would make me a Yankees fan!"
7 devil jokes
One Day the Devil
challenged the Lord
to a baseball game.
Smiling the Lord proclaimed, "You don't have a chance, I've got Babe Ruth, Mickey Mantle, and all the greatest players up here."
"Yes", laughed the devil, "but I have all the umpires
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and his dog
walk into a bar
. The man proclaims, "I'll bet you a round of drinks that my dog can talk."Bartender
: "Yeah! Sure ... go ahead."
Man: "What covers a house?"
Man: "How does sandpaper feel?"
Man: "Who was the greatest baseball player of all time?"
Man: "Pay up. I told you he could talk."
The bartender, annoyed at this point, throws both of them out the door. Sitting on the sidewalk, the dog looks at the guy and says, "or is the greatest player Mantle?"