15 jokes about baseball
What is the difference between baseball and
law?
In baseball, if you're caught
stealing, you're out.
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law jokesWhere is the first baseball game in the
Bible?
In the big inning,
Eve stole first,
Adam stole second. Cain struck out
Abel, and the Prodigal Son came home. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.
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bible jokesA
teacher asks her students if they're
Yankees fans. All of the hands go up except for one student. "Okay, Bobby. What team are you a fan of?"
"The Red Sox."
"Why's that?" "Well, my parents are both Red Sox fans, so I'm a Red Sox fan too."
"That's not a good answer, Bobby. If your parents were both
morons, would you be a moron too?"
"No, that would make me a Yankees fan!"
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New York Yankees jokesOne Day the
Devil challenged the
Lord to a baseball game.
Smiling the Lord proclaimed, "You don't have a chance, I've got Babe Ruth, Mickey Mantle, and all the greatest players up here."
"Yes", laughed the devil, "but I have all the
umpires!"
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devil jokesA
man and his
dog walk into a
bar. The man proclaims, "I'll bet you a round of drinks that my dog can talk."
Bartender: "Yeah! Sure ... go ahead."
Man: "What covers a house?"
Dog: "Roof!"
Man: "How does sandpaper feel?"
Dog: "Rough!"
Man: "Who was the greatest baseball player of all time?"
Dog: "Ruth!"
Man: "Pay up. I told you he could talk."
The bartender, annoyed at this point, throws both of them out the door. Sitting on the sidewalk, the dog looks at the guy and says, "or is the greatest player Mantle?"
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