Mommy mommy jokes

"Mommy, Mommy! Joey is biting grandma's nail."

"Joey, stop it, or I am closing the coffin!"

"Mommy, Mommy! Daddy's on fire!"

"Hurry up and get the marshmallows!"

"Mommy, Mommy! Why is daddy running away?"

"Shut up, and help me reload the shotgun!"

"Mommy, Mommy, can I have a cookie?"

"Yes, the cookies are on the top shelf."

"But Mommy, I haven't got any arms!"

"No arms, no cookies!"

"Mommy, Mommy! Can't we give Daddy a decent burial?"

"Shut up and keep flushing!"