Mommy mommy jokes

"Mommy, Mommy! Joey is biting grandma's nail."

"Joey, stop it, or I am closing the coffin!"

"Mommy, Mommy! When are we going to have Aunt Edna for dinner?"

"Shut up, we haven't even finished your Grandmother yet."

"Mommy, Mommy! Daddy's on fire!"

"Hurry up and get the marshmallows!"

"Mommy, Mommy! Why is daddy running away?"

"Shut up, and help me reload the shotgun!"

"Mommy, Mommy, I want to play with Grandpa now!"

"Keep quiet, the coffin stays closed today!"