Mommy mommy jokes

"Mommy, Mommy! Joey is biting grandma's nail."

"Joey, stop it, or I am closing the coffin!"

"Mommy, Mommy! Daddy's on fire!"

"Hurry up and get the marshmallows!"

"Mommy, Mommy, can I have a cookie?"

"Yes, the cookies are on the top shelf."

"But Mommy, I haven't got any arms!"

"No arms, no cookies!"

"Mommy, Mommy! Why is daddy running away?"

"Shut up, and help me reload the shotgun!"

"Mommy, Mommy! When are we going to have Aunt Edna for dinner?"

"Shut up, we haven't even finished your Grandmother yet."