Mommy mommy jokes

"Mommy, Mommy! Why is daddy running away?"

"Shut up, and help me reload the shotgun!"

"Mommy, Mommy! Daddy's on fire!"

"Hurry up and get the marshmallows!"

"Mommy, Mommy! Joey is biting grandma's nail."

"Joey, stop it, or I am closing the coffin!"

"Mommy, Mommy! When are we going to have Aunt Edna for dinner?"

"Shut up, we haven't even finished your Grandmother yet."

"Mommy, Mommy! My head hurts!"

"Shut up and get away from the dart board!"