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"Mommy, Mommy! Joey is biting grandma's nail."

"Joey, stop it, or I am closing the coffin!"

8     grandma jokes


"Mommy, Mommy! Daddy's on fire!"

"Hurry up and get the marshmallows!"

8     marshmallow jokes


"Mommy, Mommy, can I have a cookie?"

"Yes, the cookies are on the top shelf."

"But Mommy, I haven't got any arms!"

"No arms, no cookies!"

3     cookie jokes


"Mommy, Mommy! Why is daddy running away?"

"Shut up, and help me reload the shotgun!"

6     running away jokes


"Mommy, Mommy! When are we going to have Aunt Edna for dinner?"

"Shut up, we haven't even finished your Grandmother yet."

5     grandmother jokes






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