Mommy mommy jokes

"Mommy, Mommy! Why is daddy running away?"

"Shut up, and help me reload the shotgun!"

"Mommy, Mommy! Daddy's on fire!"

"Hurry up and get the marshmallows!"

"Mommy, Mommy! When are we going to have Aunt Edna for dinner?"

"Shut up, we haven't even finished your Grandmother yet."

"Mommy, Mommy, can I wear a bra now? I'm 16 ..."

"Shut up Albert ..."

"Mommy, Mommy! Joey is biting grandma's nail."

"Joey, stop it, or I am closing the coffin!"