Lying - 34 jokes
A minister told his congregation, "Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help you understand my sermon, I want you all to read Mark 17."29 → Joke
The following Sunday, as he prepared to deliver his sermon, the minister asked for a show of hands. He wanted to know how many had read Mark 17. Every hand went up. The minister smiled and said, "Mark has only sixteen chapters. I will now proceed with my sermon on the sin of lying."
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?19 → Joke
His lips are moving.
Whats the difference between a used car salesman and a software salesmen?27 → JokeProposal
The used car salesman knows when he's lying.
The school phoned me today and said: "Your son has been telling lies!"4 → Joke
I said: "Well tell him he's bloody good. I ain't got any kids!"
How long is the average woman in labor?30 → Joke
Whatever she says divided by two.