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Lying - 3 jokes


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A minister told his congregation, "Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help you understand my sermon, I want you all to read Mark 17."

The following Sunday, as he prepared to deliver his sermon, the minister asked for a show of hands. He wanted to know how many had read Mark 17. Every hand went up. The minister smiled and said, "Mark has only sixteen chapters. I will now proceed with my sermon on the sin of lying."

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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

His lips are moving.

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Whats the difference between a used car salesman and a software salesmen?

The used car salesman knows when he's lying.

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