20 jokes about females
Why were males created before females?8 → Joke
Because you always need a rough draft before the final copy.
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking a round with a fly swatter.21 → Joke
"What are you doing?" she asked.
"Hunting flies," He responded.
"Oh, killing any?" She asked.
"Yep, three males, two females," he replied.
Intrigued, she asked, How can you tell?
He responded, "Three were on a beer can, two were on the phone."
Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?11 → Joke
Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.
What kind of bees make milk?25 → Joke
What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?18 → Joke
Men always miss them.
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