Baseball Jokes

What is the difference between baseball and law?

In baseball, if you're caught stealing, you're out.

Baseball · Lord · Devil · Umpires · Sport

One Day the Devil challenged the Lord to a baseball game.

Smiling the Lord proclaimed, "You don't have a chance, I've got Babe Ruth, Mickey Mantle, and all the greatest players up here."

"Yes", laughed the devil, "but I have all the umpires!"

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Baseball · Wade Boggs · Steve Garvey

Wade Boggs, Steve Garvey and Pete Rose are in a bar.

A pretty woman walks by and Boggs says, "I'm going to ask her out."

Garvey replied, "You can't do that, she's carrying my baby."

To which Rose added, "You wanna bet?"

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Baseball · Balls · Michael Jackson

Why does Michael Jackson like baseball games?

Because he gets to see some balls.

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New York Yankees · Boston Red Sox · Baseball

A teacher asks her students if they're Yankees fans. All of the hands go up except for one student. "Okay, Bobby. What team are you a fan of?"

"The Red Sox."

"Why's that?" "Well, my parents are both Red Sox fans, so I'm a Red Sox fan too."

"That's not a good answer, Bobby. If your parents were both morons, would you be a moron too?"

"No, that would make me a Yankees fan!"

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