Baseball Jokes

Baseball · Wade Boggs · Steve Garvey

Wade Boggs, Steve Garvey and Pete Rose are in a bar.

A pretty woman walks by and Boggs says, "I'm going to ask her out."

Garvey replied, "You can't do that, she's carrying my baby."

To which Rose added, "You wanna bet?"

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Baseball · Lord · Devil · Umpires · Sport

One Day the Devil challenged the Lord to a baseball game.

Smiling the Lord proclaimed, "You don't have a chance, I've got Babe Ruth, Mickey Mantle, and all the greatest players up here."

"Yes", laughed the devil, "but I have all the umpires!"

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Laws · Baseball

What is the difference between baseball and law?

In baseball, if you're caught stealing, you're out.

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Baseball · Bible · Adam · Eve · Cain · Abel

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning, Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel, and the Prodigal Son came home. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

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Michael Jackson · Baseball

Why does Michael Jackson like baseball games?

Because he gets to see some balls.

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