Baseball Jokes

Baseball · Lord · Devil · Umpires · Sport

One Day the Devil challenged the Lord to a baseball game.

Smiling the Lord proclaimed, "You don't have a chance, I've got Babe Ruth, Mickey Mantle, and all the greatest players up here."

"Yes", laughed the devil, "but I have all the umpires!"

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Baseball · Laws · Stealing

What is the difference between baseball and law?

In baseball, if you're caught stealing, you're out.

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Baseball · Michael Jackson · Balls

Why does Michael Jackson like baseball games?

Because he gets to see some balls.

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New York Yankees · Boston Red Sox · Baseball

A teacher asks her students if they're Yankees fans. All of the hands go up except for one student. "Okay, Bobby. What team are you a fan of?"

"The Red Sox."

"Why's that?" "Well, my parents are both Red Sox fans, so I'm a Red Sox fan too."

"That's not a good answer, Bobby. If your parents were both morons, would you be a moron too?"

"No, that would make me a Yankees fan!"

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Baseball · Bible · Adam · Eve · Cain · Abel

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning, Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel, and the Prodigal Son came home. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

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