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Babies · Nursing · Teeth · Breasts
baby,girlWhat is the best time to wean the baby from nursing?

When you see teeth marks.
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Babies · Women · Bars · Bets
baby,girlWade Boggs, Steve Garvey and Pete Rose are in a bar.

A pretty woman walks by and Boggs says, "I'm going to ask her out."

Garvey replied, "You can't do that, she's carrying my baby."

To which Rose added, "You wanna bet?"
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Babies · Doctors · Penises · Butts
baby,girlWhy do doctors slap babies butts right after they are born?

To knock the penises off the smart ones.
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Babies · 7 Up · Fathers · Nurses · Hospitals
baby,girlI was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had gone into labor and the nurse walked out and said to the man sitting next to me, "Congratulations sir, you’re the new father of twins!"

The man replied, "How about that, I work for the Doublemint Chewing Gum Company." The man then followed the woman to his wife’s room.

About an hour later, the same nurse entered the waiting room and announced that Mr. Smith’s wife has just had triplets.

Mr. Smith stood up and said, "Well, how do ya like that, I work for the 3M Company."

The gentleman that was sitting next to me then got up and started to leave. When I asked him why he was leaving, he remarked, "I think I need a breath of fresh air." The man continued, "I work for 7-UP."
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Babies · Pregnancies · Colleges · Pregnant
baby,boyI'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?

With any luck, right after it finishes college.
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