43 jokes about names
A
man was invited for
dinner at a
friend's house. Every time the host needed something, he preceded his request to his
wife by calling her "My
Love", "Darling", "
Sweetheart", etc., etc.
His friend looked at him and said, "That's really nice after all of these years you've been married to keep saying those little pet names."
The host said, "Well, honestly, I've forgotten her name."
26
man jokesOne day an
Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names?
The
dad answers, "Well, son, it's tradition when an Indian
baby is born for the father to go outside and name the baby after the first thing he sees ... Why do you ask Two
Dogs Fucking."
16
indian jokesWindows 95: The first
program, having its best-before-date include in its name.
10
windows jokesMan: "I'd like to call you. What's your
number?"
Woman: "It's in the
phone book."
Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."
26
man jokesA
Chinese family of 5, named Chu, Bu, Hu, Su and Fu decided to immigrate to the United States.
In order to get a visa, they had to adapt their names to American standards.
Chu became Chuck.
Bu became Buck.
Hu became Huck.
Su and Fu decided to stay in China!
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