49 jokes about names
35 → Joke
was invited for dinner
at a friend
's house. Every time the host needed something, he preceded his request to his wife
by calling her "My Love
", "Darling", "Sweetheart
", etc., etc.
His friend looked at him and said, "That's really nice after all of these years you've been married to keep saying those little pet names."
The host said, "Well, honestly, I've forgotten her name."
6 → Joke
One day an Indian
boy asked his father why they have such long names?
answers, "Well, son, it's tradition when an Indian baby
is born for the father to go outside and name the baby after the first thing he sees ... Why do you ask Two Dogs
Windows5 → Joke
95: The first program
, having its best-before-date include in its name.
Man20 → Joke
: "I'd like to call you. What's your number
: "It's in the phone
Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."
36 → Joke
A senior citizen visits his doctor
for a routine check-up and everything seems fine. The doctor asks him about his sex
"Well ..." the man drawled, "not bad at all to be honest. The wife ain't all that interested anymore, so I just cruise around. In the past week I was able to pick-up and bed at least three girls, none of whom were over thirty years old."
"My goodness Frank, and at your age too." the doctor said. "I hope you took at least some precautions."
"Yep. I may be old, but I ain't senile yet doc. I gave them all a phony name."