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Related topics Sex Tits 1 Quote |  A couple were in their bedroom and the girl says to her boyfriend, "I wish I had bigger tits".The boyfriend says "Well what I recommend is to get some toilet tissue and rub it between your tits for 2 months". "How will that help to make my tits bigger?" asks the girlfriend. "Well it worked for your ass" says the boyfriend. 7 Comments · Single View  A man approached a very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and said, "I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"The woman looked puzzled. "Why do you want to talk to me?" she asked. "Because every time I talk to a woman with beautiful tits like yours, my wife appears out of nowhere" 4 Comments · Single View  A female reporter was conducting an interview with a farmer about Mad Cow Disease. "Mr. Brown, do you have any idea what might be the cause of the disease?""Sure. Do you know the bulls only screw the cows once a year?" "Umm, sir, that is a new piece of information, but what's the relationship between this and Mad Cow?" "And did you know we milk the cows twice a day?" "Mr. Brown, that's interesting, but, what's the point?" "Lady, the point is this: if I'm playing with your tits twice a day, but only screwing you once a year, wouldn't you go mad, too?" 4 Comments · Single View  A little girl goes to the barbers with her dad and stands next to the chair eating a muffin while her dad gets a haircut.The barber smiles at her and says: "Your gonna get hair on your muffin!" "I know" she says "im gonna get tits too you dirty old bastard!" 2 Comments · Single View  A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall. He approached a uniformed policeman and said, "I've lost my grandpa"The cop asked, "What's he like?" The little boy replied, "Jack Daniels and women with big tits." 2 Comments · Single View |