12 jokes about grandpas
39 tit jokes
A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall
. He approached a uniformed policeman
and said, "I've lost my grandpa"
asked, "What's he like?"
The little boy replied, "Jack Daniels and women with big tits
3 mommy mommy jokes
, Mommy, I want to play with Grandpa now!"
"Keep quiet, the coffin
stays closed today!"
3 kiss jokes
Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, a pretty girl
asked, "I want to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?"
"Only one kiss
per yard," replied the smirking male clerk.
"That's fine," replied the girl. "I'll take ten yards."
With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the clerk quickly measured out and wrapped the cloth, then teasingly held it out.
The girl snapped up the package and pointed to a little old man standing beside her. "Grandpa will pay the bill," she smiled.
Johnny50 sex jokes
asks his grandpa, "do you still have sex
Grandpa says, "Yes, but only oral
Johnny asks, "What is oral?"
Grandpa says, "I say fuck
you, she says fuck you, too."
24 baby jokesNext page Jokes
gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: "Slim, I'm 83 years old
now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?"
Slim says: "I feel just like a newborn baby
"Really? Like a newborn baby?"
"Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants."