12 jokes about grandpas
A small boy was lost at a large shopping
mall. He approached a uniformed
policeman and said, "I've lost my grandpa"
The
cop asked, "What's he like?"
The little boy replied, "Jack Daniels and women with big
tits."
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Mommy, Mommy, I want to play with Grandpa now!"
"Keep quiet, the
coffin stays closed today!"
6
mommy mommy jokesWalking up to a department store's fabric counter, a pretty
girl asked, "I want to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?"
"Only one
kiss per yard," replied the smirking male clerk.
"That's fine," replied the girl. "I'll take ten yards."
With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the clerk quickly measured out and wrapped the cloth, then teasingly held it out.
The girl snapped up the package and pointed to a little old man standing beside her. "Grandpa will pay the bill," she smiled.
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kiss jokesJohnny asks his grandpa, "do you still have
sex with granny?"
Grandpa says, "Yes, but only
oral."
Johnny asks, "What is oral?"
Grandpa says, "I say
fuck you, she says fuck you, too."
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sex jokesTwo
elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: "Slim, I'm 83 years
old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?"
Slim says: "I feel just like a
newborn baby."
"Really? Like a newborn baby?"
"Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants."
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