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Blondes · Jobs · Sucking · Differences
blondeWhat's the difference between a blonde and your job?

Your job still sucks after 6 months.
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Jobs · Wives · Sucking · Sex
woman,rosesWhat's the difference between your wife and your job?

After five years your job will still suck.
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Lawyers · Vampires · Blood · Sucking
What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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Microsoft · Vacuum Cleaners · Computers
computerThe day Microsoft makes something that doesn't suck is probably the day they start making vacuum cleaners.
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Sex · Ice Cream · Sucking
girl,sexyI want to suck you ... lick you ... wanna move my tongue all over you ... wanna feel you in my mouth ... yep, that's how you ... eat an ice cream!
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